Here's the RUB... We love our stuff .... But if you don't, No problem. 
If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase FOR ANY REASON, please contact us immediately at service@schultzgourmet.com we will make it right. - We can refund you in full on bended knee, we can send you another type of product free of charge. We can tell you a funny joke to brighten your day. Really anything to make sure you are happy and satisfied. 

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